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| Sometimes: A New Song Of Thanks For A Bit O Luck |
8/19/2007 |
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Strange thing, really. I left work like any other day, iPod tuned to some NPR podcast, and drove through downtown Minneapolis, across the Hennepin Avenue bridge and then ....
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| Bohannon And Sunada |
7/5/2007 |
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Bohannon met me at the door of his home in the posh como park neighborhood of Saint Paul. A group of kids hovered around my car keen with the notion that I was going in t....
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| Brsatbnca Awards Winners Announced |
5/30/2007 |
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Basement Rock Star Alone in Their Basement Nobody Cares (BRSATBNCA) Awards Announced The BRSATBNCA announced today that local pop star Bohannon was the r....
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| Bohannon Finally Releases Something |
5/27/2007 |
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I saw Bohannon saturday night – outside the kitty kat klub in south st. paul. He was standing by the stage door talking to three women. He didn't look bad – like he may ....
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| Blessings To You, Fellow Artistopians, |
4/21/2007 |
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Blessings to you, Fellow Artistopians, May we groove. (repeat.) 329 once said 'when the rock rolls, the dead sea scrolls'. And I took that to mean s....
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| Bohannon And the Donna Dumped Me Ep |
2/25/2007 |
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What do you do when the love of your life unceremoniously dumps you on a Friday afternoon? You sing about it. That's what Bohannon did and the result is his straight-ahea....
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| Donna Gatageau Dumps Bohannon; Bohannon Retorts |
2/10/2007 |
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A heartbroken Bohannon broke out in song tonight in a retort to longtime girlfriend, Donna Gatageau, who unceremoniously dumped the local pop star and left him in a troub....
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| “believe Me” Bohannon Pleads |
1/20/2007 |
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This evening Bohannon released 'Believe Me' a BRAND NEW SINGLE and an obvious plea to Marianne to try to remember that which she is so very apparently not bothering to ev....
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| Marianne Quick To Undermine Veracity Of Recent Boh... |
1/17/2007 |
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“First of all,” Marianne X launched into a veritable tirade when contacted about the song, “nothing happened between me and Bohannon in that van or on that entire road tr....
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| Bohannon Releases “road Trip” |
1/16/2007 |
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| Check it out, mates! “Road Trip”! The new single from Bohannon. And there's a B-side! B for Bonus! B for Good Will. Cheers. bo |
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| Bohannon Gives Thanks |
11/23/2006 |
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I'm thankful for... that dad came out all right. that mom makes a perfect turkey. that we weren't served by the waitress at superior shores that f-ed....
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| November 10, 2006: Bohannon's Hippy Lovin |
11/10/2006 |
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it might be a tribute to the edmund fitzgerald, a song about fighting, a song about vd, a song about redemption. Or, it's just that dumbass Bohannon with another block ro....
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| Bohannon Lashes Out |
8/20/2006 |
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in an uncharacteristic maneuver, bohannon lashed out at a small man. justin robbins "poor justin," bohannon said, "doesn't know what it means to be ....
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| Bohannon Releases Two Summer Singles |
7/30/2006 |
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"I've been busy," was all local pop star, Bohannon, had to say to this reporter - pernes tounia - as he dropped in to hand me the fresh pressings. It was an uncharacteris....
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| Heat Wave Strands Bohannon |
7/14/2006 |
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It's ever strange when Life in a Northern Town goes steamy. Saint Paul is locked in a heat wave. 100 degree temperatures in a land also blessed with 35 below. You have to....
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| Bohannon Laments Place And Whatnot |
5/9/2006 |
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Obvious from his new release, “Bohannon's Lamentations of Place”, Bohannon laments place. And this reporter, pernes tounia, thinks you will agree. I, I, I...” ....
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| Bohannon Struggles With 'a Guy Like You' |
4/15/2006 |
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Bohannon releases 'a guy like you' I ran into Bohannon recently at the raucous Indiana nightclub – greg brady and all. “I have a new song,” he said, rat....
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| Bohannon On The Mountaintop |
3/2/2006 |
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The scream echoed across the Grand Canyon Shaking loose a family of five vacationing from one suburb of L.A. Or another. Bohannon sat at the precipic....
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| Bohannon, Bono And Beckham Join Forces To Appeal T... |
2/11/2006 |
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In a surprise announcement today, local pop star Bohannon, untouchable superstar Bono, and “bend it like” Beckham joined forces to approach God (also known as Allah, Vish....
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| 'released' From Detox; Bohannon Becomes A Legend |
1/30/2006 |
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In a somewhat embarrassing chapter in the career or Bohannon, Bohannon recently checked out of detoxification early and retired to his Minnesota-based estate. "I have no ....
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| Claudia And Bohannon - 'so Blue' - Together For Th... |
1/10/2006 |
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I will be the first to admit that a site community like Artistopia is in business to make money. That's clear. It's a business and so is pernes tounia media, inc. But the....
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| Bohannon 'born Again' |
1/6/2006 |
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For Immediate Release: Local Popstar, Bohannon, recently announced he was "born again unto the world of eternal life, ultimate fantasy, and complete (and mass) sel....
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| Bohannon's Back With A New Song Called: Hey, Bohan... |
12/17/2005 |
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It is a wonderfully self-referential, meta moment when local popstar bohannon sings 'hey bohannon, when you gonna come clean?' indeed sings this reporter. pernes ....
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| Bohannon Works All Day And Is Exhausted |
12/10/2005 |
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Local pop star Bohannon worked all day at his day job today and is, by his own account, "absolutely buttfaced." "It's freaking Saturday and I was in work before 8....
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| Bohannon Faces The Gallows |
12/3/2005 |
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6:00 AM. The sun rose slowly over the desert sands; already a crowd had formed around the gallows. Artistopians mixed with the curious and the wicked. The emotional e....
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| Defiant Bohannon On Trial In Syria |
11/29/2005 |
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Lazarus Jonah Bohannon sat before a packed courtroom of mostly sympathetic Artistopians today and denied most of the charges against him. On the charge of entering the co....
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| Note From Bohannon Surfaces; Authenticity Question... |
11/24/2005 |
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I didn't buy it from the beginning. Bohannon dead? In a one-passenger car accident? Shades of James Dean? Puh-lease. And I was certain it was him, that same night....
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| Body Found In Bohannon's Burned-out Car Not Bohann... |
11/21/2005 |
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November 21, 2005 – Lake County Sheriff Sonny Valesovic, in a hastily assembled press conference, told the small audience today that the body that was found in Bohannon's....
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| 11-16-05 Bohannon Dies At 42 |
11/19/2005 |
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On November 16, 2005, local musician (and 'Artistopian') Bohannon died as the result of a one car accident on highway 61 in Lake County. There were no witnesses. Bohannon....
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