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Bohannon Works All Day and is Exhausted |
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| Published on 12/10/2005 |
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| By pernes tounia |
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Local pop star Bohannon worked all day at his day job today and is, by his own account, "absolutely buttfaced."
"It's freaking Saturday and I was in work before 8:30 AM," he said, adding "and stayed until practically 6!"
Sources close to Bohannon have intimated that he had been thinking about re-arranging his office for quite some time, but only recently has he turned up the heat.
"Oh, yeah," on high-ranking bohannon friend said on the condition of anonymity, "he was psyched to re-organize! He'd seriously had it with the current configuration of his office. It was all wrong!"
"We think today must be the day," said Vince Klemperer, of Bohannon Watch, an independent bohannon-monitoring organization. "All indications pointed to Bohannon cleaning up.
"He knew that by moving the furniture to make a new floorplan, to take 'different' advantage of the real estate of the room, that that would afford him the opportunity to really clean the space."
Caught leaving his office, Bohannon had only this to say:
"I'm absolutely buttfaced, wouldn't you be? I moved every garbage piece of shit ass piece of furniture today; that includes the movable walls and furniture! And I re set up the damn internet and servers and fucking sucked dust and garbage from the air! It was filthy! Made the Syrian jails look like club med fucking pussy vacations."
He then shot past waiting reporters, but stopped and turned, "The office," he said, "is reconfigured, and it's clean," he paused, then, "really clean."
And as much as artistopians want to believe him, bohannon has been known to stretch the truth and most are unwilling to take the local popstar at his word. Is the office re-configured? we can't say. but this reporter has seen bohannon in action and well that means a lot.
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