Detroit Lions: 10 Best Moves of the Martin Mayhew Era Bleacher Report The wheeling and dealing he has been able to pull off since taking over the job at the end of 2008 are like some kind of Jedi mind tricks out of Star Wars. Who will ever forget the Lions acquiring not one, not two, but THREE draft picks in exchange for ...
Obiwan Kenobi arrested for hit-and-run in California msnbc.com (blog) Jedi mind tricks apparently weren't enough to keep Obiwan Kenobi out of the Placer County Jail. Roseville police said that over the weekend they arrested a 37-year-old with the same name as the "Star Wars" character on suspicion of hit-and-run causing ...
Paralyzed woman moves robotic arm using thought alone CNET The BrainGate implant -- and the resulting Jedi mind tricks -- may be sort of anxiety-producing to some. But the smile on the face of the woman who hadn't been able to serve herself coffee in 15 years put a fine point on the progress the technology is ...
Video: Darth Vader Haggles With Cop Over Parking Ticket Gothamist You'd think Vader could have used some Jedi mind tricks to sway the cop to his side, but those almost never work on the NYPD. Contact the author of this article or email tips@gothamist.com with further questions, comments or tips.
Legally Speaking: More law and disorder Southeast Texas Record Police have charged Kenobi (who was already wanted on misdemeanor theft) with a felony. As master Yoda put it in describing another rogue Jedi, "Reckless is he. Now matters are worse." I hope the Jedi mind tricks work better with the judge and jury, ...
Three fun things to do with your family this weekend Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Bring your camera and your Jedi mind tricks. Many birds are returning from their winter homes. Head out to the field and woods with binoculars to see which ones are back. Wear boots or shoes that can get wet or muddy. Uihlein Hall, Marcus Center for ...
Obiwan Kenobi arrested for hit-and-run crash Daily Mail He now faces a felony charge that even his Jedi mind tricks are likely to free him from. Indeed, his only hope of release from jail is to post $17000 bail. It was a $1000 bet -- aired by a local radio station to promote the release of Star Wars Episode ...
Political Spectrum — A View from the Left: Does the financial industry need ... The Observer The handmaidens of the financial classes – those who support them both politically and in in journalism – are attempting to use Jedi mind tricks on the American people, trying to convince them that that the hullabaloo over financial indiscretions is a ...
Auburn Football: Projecting the Tigers Top 5 Receiving Targets in 2012 Bleacher Report It isn't a lofty goal for the Auburn offense. There are no Jedi mind tricks or future projections guided by a crystal ball here, but it is a fun way to look at how the Tigers could produce through the air this coming season. 138684508_crop_650x440.
Asset Forfeiture: “A Process of Government Enrichment That Often Is ... Reason Online (blog) Don't waste your Jedi mind tricks on them. They have the world all figured out. LaRouchies are fun to fuck with, because 1) they're (harmless) nutbags and 2) they have no sense of humor of any kind. They'll buy just about anything that you say, ...
