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Artistopia Rank : 2,216
Member Since : 9/2007
Last Login : 9/14/2007
Views : 951
Songs : 0
Events : 0
Alliances : 6
Releases : 0
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Artistopia URL :
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Artist Biography |
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We are King of Bermuda.
We like the Triangle.
We are here.
We will win.
Labels should know we are independent.
Our music is better than theirs.
Why?
If you got to ask, you will never know.
We live at the edge all the time, and are the best.
Don't put us to test, we have seen all the rest.
Labels should know that we don't want an advance.
We want bonus. Signing bonus. Christmas bonus.
Easter bonus. Summer bonus. Spring Break bonus.
Autumn bonus. Holidays bonus. Weekends off.
Summers off. Christmas off. Tours at real places where people don't smoke.
Riders with healthy foods, not soda. Fine wine, and candles that smell good.
That's what we like.
A bio? We'll give you a bio: we're cooler than you. We're more normal than you.
We're warmer people than you. And we're modest and humble.
Don't humiliate us: we know how good we are.
We're just waiting for you all to catch up.
Artist Mission
ATTN: Industry professionals:
RE: talent
we have scouted, and the best is King of Bermuda.
They evidence excellence at the very least.
Their work ethic is par excellence, their dress code is
par excellence, their golf score is par excellence.
They know what the best is, and they need it.
They don't joke around, but oh! what a sense of humor they have.
Laughter IS the best medicine.
HIRE them; put them on the accelerated track; do it NOW
before somebody else does! Your job is on the line!
-Talent Scout, 2001
Music Influences
Beck, John Mayer, U2
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